REASONS WHY NOT BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR EX

Let's keep it simple lets do this:

1. She will hurt you again.
2. She will borrow money if she needs it. 
3. She will tell all her problems to you. (Dudes hates this shit)
4. There is a possibility she won't have sex with you but when opportunity strikes do it.
5. You will be the rebound guy.
6. You will be her Fluffer.

Fuck I'm sleepy... I will think more when opportunity strikes or when I finish jacking off to my ex (It's a joke or is it?).