What time is it? (Adventure Time)

IT'S ADVENTURE TIME!!

Adventure Time is an awesome show on Cartoon Network which adore by million of fans from ages 7 - onward  The show tells the great adventures by Finn the Human and Jake the Dog. (For more info visit fucking Wikipedia)

At first glance the show is for kids but the longer you watching it, you would find it there a lot double meanings ,psychedelic plot, romance and etc. One of the most trippy episode is The King Worm
(Like Inception) . I recommend to all people to watch because this show let you feel to be young.

King Worm

Why Long-Distance Relationships Sucks

This year I learned in a hard way why not be in Long Distance Relationship(LDR).  I never listened to the advises in TV series, books and movies. And the most advise given is, IT DOES NOT USUALLY WORK OUT. This are the downside or negative perks being in a LDR.

1. There is no physical contact
2. Really, really far from each other
3. It needs effort
4. Showing affection via web is hard.
5. Having Trust issues (WOMEN HAVE TRUST ISSUES)
6. Suitors or past lovers might show up in her life they have a great advantage because they have physical contact
7. No sex 
8. Phone sex gets boring after a while
9. Different time zones
10. Expensive
11. Cheat on you
12. A tendency to go back to her psycho ex boyfriend. 

Any more suggestions? Just tweet me or DM. 

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REASONS WHY NOT BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR EX

Let's keep it simple lets do this:

1. She will hurt you again.
2. She will borrow money if she needs it. 
3. She will tell all her problems to you. (Dudes hates this shit)
4. There is a possibility she won't have sex with you but when opportunity strikes do it.
5. You will be the rebound guy.
6. You will be her Fluffer.

Fuck I'm sleepy... I will think more when opportunity strikes or when I finish jacking off to my ex (It's a joke or is it?).